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5 Innovators Who Went Back for Seconds and Immediately Regretted It
The third time might be the charm, but the second time is a nightmare
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- By Eli Yudin
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0 15 Dogs Immortalized in Statue Form — An Honor That Will Never Be Bestowed Upon You
What good are you? You can't even lick your own junk.
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- By Mike Rampton
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The Smartest Jokes in ‘Simpsons’ History
‘Simpsons’ jokes that tested into the Gifted Children class
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 Facts That We Hope Will Make Us Trivia Night Contenders
Or at least more interesting at parties
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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29 Famous Roles Actors Regret With All Their Hearts
Actors hate some of their movies more than audiences
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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12 Bits of Trivia You Should Consume If There’s a Meteor Hurtling Toward Earth and You Have 10 Minutes to Live
What else are you gonna do?
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- By Jesse
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25 of the Funniest Tweets from September 21, 2023
I have a nice piece of property over on Instagram
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- By Ian Garner
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‘Expend4bles’ Is ‘Mission: Impossible’ for Morons
Other blockbuster franchises are sleek, high-tech machines. Meanwhile, Sylvester Stallone’s long-running series is a testament to meathead action sequences and dumb jokes
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- By Tim Grierson
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James Corden Says His Late-Night Show Was ‘Safe’ By Design
Corden wanted to ‘make a show that would embrace the internet’ — though he might have meant ‘embarrass’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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28 Spooky Stylized Facts About Tim Burton Movies
Do you hear a Danny Elfman score in your head?
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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30 Now-You-Know Trivia About Pop Culture, History and More
Time to cure that boredom with some general knowledge trivia
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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These Bluetooth Earbuds Are Half Off for a Limited Time
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- By CRACKED Store
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'Strike Force Five' Cancels Live Show After Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For COVID, Completely Bailing Out Jimmy Fallon From Confronting Toxic Workplace Report
Kimmel's COVID case cancels Las Vegas live show
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- By Keegan Kelly
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18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, September 21, 2023
‘Someone told me that carrots are good for your eyes. What they failed to tell me is that you have to take them orally’
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- By Erik Barnes
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31 Design Tricks Behind Famous Video Games
Either the makers of ‘Donkey Kong 64’ were very brilliant or incredibly lazy
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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22 of the Funniest Things Students Have Said to Teachers
Jesus, noted pop-culture icon
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- By Ian Garner
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5 Parodies That Were Better Than What They Were Spoofing
Making fun of something and improving upon it at the same time is the ultimate double-dunk
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- By Matt Solomon
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Your Dog and You Will Love This Women-Owned Brand
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- By CRACKED Store
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10 Funny Movies Coming This Oscar Season
Hollywood’s awards race is dominated by serious fare. But this year, bittersweet comedies, feel-good sports films and dark satires will be making an impact, too
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- By Tim Grierson
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22 Paranormal Experiences That Are Anything But Funny
If you’re not a believer, these stories might turn you into one
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- By Ian Garner
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The Best ‘South Park’ Episodes to Show Someone Who Has Never Seen ‘South Park’
The perfect introductions for ‘South Park’ novices who want to start slow or jump in the deep end
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- By Keegan Kelly
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How Chris Farley Changed Sarah Silverman’s Life Forever (And Never Even Knew It)
One small moment on the ‘SNL’ stage formed Silverman’s comedy mantra
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Best of Sad Milhouse on ‘The Simpsons’
Milhouse Van Houten’s most heartbreaking moments throughout ‘Simpsons’ history
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- By Keegan Kelly
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14 Fast and Funny Jokes About Fast Food
All beef jokes, special sauce, laughs, cheese, punchlines, onions on a sesame seed bun
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- By Erik Barnes
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